CORPUS CHRISTI – As Democrats gather in Corpus Christi to draft an agenda that will tear down Texas values, Texans for Rick Perry has compiled the Whitewash Convention Media Survival Kit to help media covering the weekend pass the time and combat Bill White’s boredom.

Contents of the survival kit are listed and available for download below.

A list of the Top 10 confessions you won’t hear from Bill White during his convention speech.

The Whitewash Report newsletter

The first edition of the Whitewash Report newsletter, covering news of Bill White’s unethical actions during Hurricane Rita, his support of limited voting rights for the military, his time on the board of a company under investigation by Congress for polluting groundwater, and his advice to the Obama administration on how to sell cap and trade to the public.

A packet of No-Doz to help maintain consciousness during Bill
White’s floor speech.

Some Tylenol to battle the headache of Bill White’s liberal
political agenda and combat soreness caused by Bill White’s constant
flip-flopping over his true support for liberal policies.

“BTEC Bills” that detail how Bill White profiteered during Hurricane Rita by unethically steering a $2 million contract to BTEC, a company he had a financial relationship with.

A voter registration application (Liberal Bill believes members of the military need not apply).

The new BTEC Bill Bingo game to pass the time during Bill White’s speech

WHITE Water

A bottle of water brought to you by Texans for Rick Perry to keep you hydrated during the hot summer weekend. No telling what kind of water the Bill White campaign might give out, given Bill White’s relationship with BJ Services, a company under investigation by Congress for possibly polluting ground water in North Texas.

Media covering the convention may contact Mark Miner at (512) 567-2227 for their own Whitewash Media Survival Kit. Follow @LiberalBill on Twitter for more!